Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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