dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
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