Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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