11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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