Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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