I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
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Done
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
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I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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