He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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