So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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