Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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