you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
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If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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