The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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