Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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