he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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