So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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