Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
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My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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