Swine flu. Run for my life!
he shaved USA in his pubs
i love accidental penises.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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