he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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