is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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