Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Im part way to drunk.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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