She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
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I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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