"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
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Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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