that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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