That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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