Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
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I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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