too bad you live with your parents still
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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