Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
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Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Found your dick twin last night
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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