I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
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He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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