she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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