I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
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I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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