Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Randomize