I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
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Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
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I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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