What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
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I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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