So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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