Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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