I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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