she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
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Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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