think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
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She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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