dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
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