We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Randomize