What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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