Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
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Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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