Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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