Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize