I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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