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I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.

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Who won?

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All of them.

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(225): I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away. (504): Who won? (225): All of them. http://tfl.nu/xlra

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It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.

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Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.

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(765): It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt. (1-765): Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead. http://tfl.nu/kzx4

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(609): View more from New Jersey

why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?

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(609): why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album? http://tfl.nu/4xxo

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(502): View more from Kentucky

sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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(502): sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets http://tfl.nu/cbq3

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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever

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(225): were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever http://tfl.nu/h34v

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(502): View more from Kentucky

oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.

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(502): oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us. http://tfl.nu/ayu5

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i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me

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(510): i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me http://tfl.nu/jfl6

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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.

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(843): It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora. http://tfl.nu/zv3b

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.

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(505): Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming. http://tfl.nu/efp8

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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.

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(253): Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real. http://tfl.nu/8edz

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Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

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(718): Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards" http://tfl.nu/67i1

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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.

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(247): That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes. http://tfl.nu/fpdo

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i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks

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(204): i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks http://tfl.nu/udr3

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i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver

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(219): i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver http://tfl.nu/fqhq

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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.

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My god, what have you done?

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(203): Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship. (1-203): My god, what have you done? http://tfl.nu/3iim

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