I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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