But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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