they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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its like you know when i get waxed
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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