Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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