Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
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okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
don't judge my taste in strippers
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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